Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Vacuum cleaners aren't long enough
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A: Lazy bones
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare Center
Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: They have no body to dance with it
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or tweet
Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: Because they get wrapped by work