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PostSubject: Halloween Jokes For October!   Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:26 pm

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Vacuum cleaners aren't long enough

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A: Lazy bones

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare Center

Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: They have no body to dance with it

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or tweet

Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: Because they get wrapped by work

Happy Halloween!


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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes For October!   Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:08 am

Heeehehehehehehehehehehe

Funny.. IT'S SO FUNNY!





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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes For October!   Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:25 am

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes For October!   Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:20 am

Miss Nadoosh wrote:
Heeehehehehehehehehehehe

Funny.. IT'S SO FUNNY!
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes For October!   Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:57 pm

Thanks for coming in


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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes For October!   Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:34 pm

hahahahaha!!!

You wrecked my back from laughing!!!!!
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